"Welcome to my Demon Box"

My name is Mould Phuster and this is my unholy domain.

Way way back, when the world was young, wandering demons controlled the lives of all the people, even kings and queens.  Because of something unfortunate, these powerful demons were cast into the so-called demon boxes.  There they have remained for ages and ages.  I am one of these demons.  Above is a picture of me in my demon box.

I have possessed the body of a human, and now my mind is living among you all.  I make my host call himself Mould Phuster, because it sounds just like my real name, which is unpronounceable in any human language.  Through his hands I have coded this page.   It will be a grand web territory soon, but for now it's just an introduction to me and my world.

So that my host will remain in good condition, I insist that he practice Abstinence.   It is at my urging that he has joined the Society for the Attainment of Total Abstinence.

Where he would be otherwise I do not know--probably falling apart like the majority of humans out there. 

What about you?  Have you considered Abstinence?  You too could become a host for a demon like me.

All you have to do is cleanse your body of other impurities and when it's ready a demon just like me will contact you, usually in person but sometimes by phone (be sure that you don't have an unlisted number).  If you have any questions, email me at mould_phuster@hotmail.com.   I'm always in my demon box, listening.

The End (for now).