Why I do it

Many people go on vacation to exotic places to swim with dolphins and/or turtles. They claim dolphins talk to them, offer mystical guidance, and touch and heal their bodies and their minds. They say that turtles give them similar feelings of inner peace--a fulfillment that is likewise infinitely beyond the merely sexual.

I have tried swimming and bonding with both of those animal species, but to be honest I find them cold and distant.

Sharks on the other hand are vibrant, vital creatures that positively hum with life!

That's why I do it, and that's why I think you should too!

Who I am

As a member of the very important web-wide organization SATA, I have chosen the cyber-handle Sex Sex. In my life before Abstinence, I was a child star on an American television show called The Waltons. I also starred in a number of television commercials, but nothing I did was giving me the kind of fulfillment I really needed.

That's when I discovered the two things in my life that have given me the feeling that life is meaningful. The first, as I already said, is SATA. The second is swimming with sharks.

Handy hints to get you started

• RULE 1: Safety first! Make sure you don't have any cuts or skin lesions before you dive into shark-populated waters.
• RULE 2: Don't move too much once you're in the water. Just move enough to attract them--but not enough to send them into a feeding frenzy.
• RULE 3: If you're at all afraid of being eaten alive, then don't swim with sharks!