Official SATA Merchandise

"Vive l'Abstinence!"

Welcome to the WORLD PREMIER of the Official SATA Gift Shop!

That's right--the Official SATA Gift Shop is now open for business!

And to celebrate this ground-breaking event, we're offering great introductory deals on everything in the store: 

T-Shirts
Baseball Caps
Coffee Mugs
Beer Steins
Panties
...and More!!

 Hurry! Do It Today!

Whatever you want or need, official SATA-brand goods are yours at special low prices for a limited time only!

Tell everyone on the planet what you think of Abstinence with that special something from the SATA Shop!

QUICK FACTS:

BUYING WITH CONFIDENCE: all printing is done at very high resolution (600dpi) for excellent detail and quality (the normal computer screen's resolution is 72dpi; the normal inkjet printer's printing resolution is 300dpi); all white areas in the designs portrayed will be clear in the actual printing (i.e., white areas represent areas of no ink--so if you buy the "Ash Grey T-Shirt", then the white areas in the pictures here will be "Ash Grey", that is, the color of the actual shirt material).

SUPPORTING A GOOD CAUSE: SATA has helped millions lead more fulfilling lives.  And the more people who know about us, the more can benefit.  Buying SATA-brand goods helps spread the word!

BULK DISCOUNTS: Be sure to check on how you can save even more when buying in bulk--for an event like a party, wedding, or funeral... or for your own local branch of SATA!

NEW ITEMS CONSTANTLY UNDER DEVELOPMENT: And your suggestions can help!  Email us today at the address at the bottom of this page with your wish list and we'll see what we can do!

HOW TO BUY:

  1. Visit the pages here to get a good look at the many items on sale.

  2. Then, whenever you're ready, click any of the BUY IT NOW! buttons--a new window will open up taking you straight to the shop.

  3. You can continue shopping there, or return whenever you like to this section for more information about the products on offer.

  4. And REMEMBER: for a limited time only, all goods are on sale at special reduced rates!  " BUY NOW 'n' SAVE!"

Lifestyle shoppers have never had it so good!

CeTeRa DeSuNt

Get in touch anytime at


Remember that address - It could just save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence! 

'Abstain today or you'll burn with me!'