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Official SATA Merchandise COMING SOON!

"Vive l'Abstinence!"

Welcome to the fast-approaching WORLD PREMIER of the Official SATA Gift Shop!

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BUYING WITH CONFIDENCE: all printing is done at very high resolution (600 dpi) for excellent detail and quality (the normal computer screen's resolution is 72 dpi; the normal inkjet printer's printing resolution is 300 dpi).

SUPPORTING A GOOD CAUSE: SATA has helped millions lead more fulfilling lives.  And the more people who know about us, the more can benefit.  Buying SATA-brand goods helps spread the word!

BULK DISCOUNTS: Be sure to check on how you can save even more when buying in bulk--for an event like a fraternity/sorority party, wedding, bris, quinceaƱera or funeral... or for your own local branch of SATA!


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