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Past and Present.

For many years, The Society for the Attainment of Total Abstinence (SATA) was a member-cell of the Total Abstinence Society - North Atlantic Region. But tragedy struck in January 1997. As a result of some unfortunate and rather misguided advice from one of its members, The Society hastily and mistakenly disunited.

Now, like a Phoenix arising from its ashes, The Society is back. Back on the web and back with a mission. Back with an improved leadership, powerful new friends in even higher places, and heaps of ready cash to advance its mission!

And now you can be a part of it all! Becoming a Member is simple, and it's free.  You can be anyone!  You can be anywhere in the world, in any time zone - just visit our Membership page right here right now to find out more. It couldn't be easier!

As a Member, you'll enjoy free range of the SATA Website and special email updates of upcoming SATA events and programs! And that's just for starters! So, why wait? Simply click here now to find out how much you can benefit by becoming a SATA Member!

Worried that SATA may be a cult?  Don't be!  We are absolutely not a cult, so why not join us today?!


The Mission.

The pre-January 1997 Society involved itself in a wide range of activities to support local community action in the Philadelphia area and thus to advance the goal of making abstinence an important part of everyone's life (see Official Minutes 1995-7 for details).

Phase One of the reborn Society (1998-9) witnessed the move from a local to global focus along with a shift in emphasis away from abstinence per se and toward building an impressive Membership base. The new Board had decided that we must become an army of millions before we could become an effective force for world abstinence (see Official Minutes 1998-9 for details).

Now that we've enrolled a staggering 87,293,182 Members (as of February 10, 2004), Phase Two is in full swing - and we're preparing to mobilize for action! You can join our struggle to bring SATA values to the masses. Visit our Membership page to sign up today!



Learn more now! To find out where we've been and where we're going, enjoy your complimentary tour of our site. Why not start with the Confessions page?!

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