| CH |
Personal
Ad |
| Silver
Rod
 |
"Dead
ex-television star in an advanced state of decay, seeks similarly
expired and mortally corrupted film starlette, popularity period 1930s
to 40s, for crash course in forensic medicine. Recent photo appreciated.
Sorry, no mummies or 'cremains'." |
| Oy
Chey!
 |
"Awe-inspiring
revolutionary icon descends triumphantly to earth upon a golden chariot
powered by the potent fires of radical zealotry in search of the perfect
mega-babe--one who can rock the very foundations of international
capital with a wry look and a gleaming smile. Is that a Kalashnikov
in your Gucci bag? Meet me in Angola!!!" |
| Larry
 |
"Heeeey,
Man! I'm looking for somebody to meet me on the corner of University
and McGregor for a major score, know what I mean, Man! I need the
stuff, and BAD this time! I hope you're the one! Be there at ten o'clock
sharp! Later, Brain!" |
| HP
Sauce
 |
"I'd
like to stick hot needles in your eyes--but I don't know why!
If you know why, please, please contact me." |
|
The
Fiend
 |
"Worship
me, Baby!" |
| Warchild
 |
"Boy
photo seeks iconic status." |
| Simms
 |
"Hey
Willy! Let's go get a steak!" |
| Bozeman
 |
"Hey,
Almost Blue [see below], let me get you a step ladder so you can jump up my butt!
And Sickie [see below], didn't your parents have any children who lived? I'm done
with the both of you! I've got some brand new pills and a QUILT, so
bugger off!" |
| Sickie
 |
"Bozeman,
please come home! I have your blankie and your pills!
I know we can work through this thing, just as soon as you get your
act together! Please baby, Reconsider Me!" |
| Almost
Blue
 |
"Bozeman
Dearest, where are you?! I have your pills and your blankie!
I know we can work it out, so get in touch as soon as you get yourself
together! Please honey, Reconsider Me!" |
| Your
CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
