| CH |
Personal
Ad |
| Magilla
Dogilla
 |
"I'm
an unattached male German Shepherd very interested in experimenting
in cross-species relationships. You're an open-minded and completely
uninhibited female lion, king cobra or gorilla with a fiesty spirit
and a fiery zest for the unnatural." |
| Tartt
- Tartt
 |
"If
you've got a private line, I've got an instant connection!
Lonely office temp, tired of temporary positions and handling her
own receiver, seeks goal-oriented office manager for multi-tasking
and dial-up networking! No cubical drones, please!" |
| The
Unnamable
 |
"I am the Eternal Fire, the Glowing Heart, the
Many-Tendriled Flame, the Consummated Blood, the Transmogrified
Spirit, the Transubstantiated Flesh, the All-Knowing Soul. If you're
seeking good times and fine company, nights on the beach, sweet
nothings whispered by the glow of the bonfire, extra-salty
margaritas, Sunday mornings spent lounging with the newspaper,
possibly more, then let's get together."
|
| Toilet
Duck
 |
"17-year-old
Microsoft-American computer programmer (of Euro-Asian autochthony)
and thoroughly reconstructed non-female person, specially skilled in
software reverse-engineering and other forms of piracy, seeks female
mixed-race/mixed-ethnic multicultural life partner living in or near
Seattle for non-threatening, mutually rewarding,
absolutely-equal-in-every-way, entirely pc relationship. You
must like coffee and twinkies (please!)." |
| Unheeded
Warning
 |
"I
am filing this complaint against the Police Department for
activating the remote control tazer in my body that is not supposed
to be there. This happened last Sunday. Every time they do this, bad
weather, a killer stronger takes all over the world. They also use
it against me when I ask about this document. By whatever means this
has got to stop." |
| Cheston
Robertson
 |
"We
HAVE yoUr MONkey & Your WhITe MaMa. They IS IN danGER give uS
40000$ or tHEy DIE in a BOX" |
| Charlie
Richardson III
 |
"Life-long
advocate of total abstinence seeks cleaner with similar leanings, a
feather duster, and her own uniform. French speaker a bonus." |
| Algum
7
 |
"Amorphous
algoid-filamentous mass seeks attractive plastic or rubber spork.
Experience preferred but I'm more than willing to train if you're
more than willing to learn." |
| Blu
Babie
 |
"No
more spankings! I'm looking for a mamma who won't spank me so much,
so that as an adult I'll still be able to indulge in a little light
S&M without any Oedipal hang-ups or guilt--and I'm going to hold
my breath until she answers this ad! Mmmmmpphphmh!" |
| Mr.
Honesty
 |
"I'm
a real guy who's 100% happy with himself and his sexuality. Not like all those
fakers you may have tried before and been disappointed by.
I figure if you can't lounge around your own
home dressed the way you want, then what's the
point of having locks on your doors? Here's me in my Pooh
costume, just one of many.
If you are a
lovely lady (no older than 22 years please) with a great SOH, why
not come over to my house and try on some of my other costumes with
me? Let's live out this fantasy together!"
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CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
