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Confessions
Confessions
straight from the email bag!
Abstinence means a lot of different things to a lot of
different people. That's the real reason it can bring so many of us
together in common cause. That's why we're asking all SATA Members to
email us at the address at the bottom of the page
to share their encounters with abstinence. Even if you're not a member,
feel free to write in too.
We won't reveal your name or email address. Just tell us your story and
your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom, by the way ;-). If you don't have
your own CH, simply choose one. Be sure to write it down, so you don't
forget it! And why not send a picture while you're at it
(optional)?
But let's not waste any more time with these details - let's get straight
to the confessions!
| CH |
Confession |
| Moon
Injun
 |
"The way I look at it you get what you pay for. Nothing more nothing less. Thats what was going through my mind when
me and Charlie was scouting out the hookers on Monroe street. The one I picked was black with big bosoms and
I think she was called Wild Tammy or something. Her face looked as good as her name without too much makeup. She offered me and Charlie a special deal on the oral sex. 2 for 20. Of course we went for it but now I feel guilty and want a confession. Charlie says no but I think we made
Wild Tammy into a lawbreaker like my cousin Cherie until she was
saved.
I cant always tell if God hears me when I'm in church praying for forgiveness for me and Charlie but I know God reads your website and is probably a member of your society. So thats why I'm telling you this." |
| Old
Ticonderoga
 |
"Today
I was sitting on the bench outside the drugstore when that vixen
Shelly Lynch from the candyshop across the street came over and
tried to tempt me with her bump-n-grind. No Sir, I didn't fall
for it, not for one second! I just took an extra-long swig of
my medicine, which soon gave me the power to turn her into a three-toed
sloth. Serves me right for not taking it like the doctor prescribed!
I learned my lesson, and how!" |
| Trudy
Zap
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"When
me and my so called friend were in the toilet at the Fridge last
Friday, my so called friend called me a slag and a whore. Of course
I turned the other cheek. You know like your sposed to but when
she said she smelt it on my breath I just lost it. I pushed her
fucking face hard down in that washbasin and told her as politely
as I could do that she better abstain from saying shit
like that to me in the future." |
| Gnu
Gnu
 |
"They
say that becoming a vegan is all about morality and the pain of
animals. I say it's a life style choice or option that we can
decide to do whether in the heat of passion or a para-natural
experience. As the Sky God sprinkles his holy seed on the Earth
Mother, bounteous fruits erupt from her scarred surface for us
to eat and drink. The peaceful animals share in this wholesome
natural cornucopia of fruits, vegetables and things like tofu
and herbal medicines. Some of the animals also eat or only eat
other animals, thus completing the Spinning Chain of Natural and
Spiritual Being that engulfs us all. But we can opt to magnify
our praise of Nature's Cycle by refusing to eat or eat of our
animal companions. Yes, we can do it and thereby merge quickly
into the ethereal body of Time's Passage." |
| Onionplank
 |
"Yes,
I have a bit of a medical emergency. Ever since the ant queen
moved into the bottom of my pegleg, I've been having trouble with
her little worker ants crawling around on my bedsheets and in
the kitchen, etc. I know when the termites chewed it hollow, I
should have taken faster action, but I really never expected this
ant infestation. The problem is, I'm allergic to most insecticides;
is there anyway I can rid myself of these pests? Their biting
has swollen my stump and soon I'm afraid I won't be able to remove
the leg at all. Help!! signed, Onionplank" |
| Lax
Too
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"Hi,
my CH is Lax Too and I live in Lubbock, Texas (America). I've
been a housewife and mother for seventy years since my marriage
to my husband and I've noticed that there are two kinds of people
in the world. I don't care if you're Texan or other American or
Mexican or Guatemalan or Chinese or South Korean or Japanese or
other Oriental. There are two kinds only. Those who willingly
accept abstinence into their lives and those who work against
abstinence. I'm one of those who have developed, let us say, a
personal relationship with abstinence. I abstain from sugar whenever
I can. I use Equal instead. I abstain from drinking too much,
but I do drink as much white wine as I like because I have it
on good authority that it is not the same thing at all as drinking
regularly your hard liquor or beer. The same authority also recommends
Kiwi Lime Mad Dog (because it's a kind of white wine) but only
as a breakfast drink (use it where you normally use Tang). I abstain
from sex whenever I can, especially with my husband. I'm on the
pill instead. Now there are those who don't take these steps.
Gluttons I call them, for the three S's. Sugar, spirits and sex.
To them I say let abstinence into your lives like I did and you'll
see the difference it can make." |
| Tiktak
 |
"Stealing
is a crime. It's illegal and rightly so. So we must all abstain
from taking things that don't belong to us. The last time I was
in Haiti I took something I shouldn't have and paid a heavy price.
It was a carved wooden statue or idol about the size of my hand
or a little taller. It fit perfectly in my carry on luggage. It
looked like a man and had dried blood stains on it. To this day
I believe it was chicken blood but I can't be sure. Its feet were
slightly pointed and it seemed to be wearing a kilt. It smelled
like sweet cherries or that perfume they used to sell called Babe
so I put it in a plastic bag and put it in my carry on luggage.
I saw it when I was in a market stall in a rough area of Port-au-Prince
and instead of paying for it I slipped it into my knapsack along
with the feather tipped thing with a rasp I bought for my ex-wife's
sister's hair. I don't know why I didn't offer to pay for it because
it was so cheap anyway, but I stole it. Now back here in Knoxville
I'm really paying for it." |
| Larry
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"This
site has saved my life! I am now no longer an addict! I got my
two-day chip yesterday, and I feel just fine. Drugs and Alcohol
are no longer a part of my life. Well, I will take a drink. Just
if I'm sittin' around with friends, watching a game or bowling.
You know, on special occasions. Like Tuesdays. I don't find anything
wrong with that. It's no longer a part of my life. And now, I
will take a toke. That's fine, as long as it's not every day,
and does not interefere with my work. Which means I usually smoke
a joint during my lunch hour. But other than that, Drugs are no
longer a part of my life. That is over for me. Though, I will
do a toot. Nothing wrong with that, m'friend! But never, NEVER,
when I'm driving. ONLY when I am stopped at a traffic light, or
otherwise stuck in traffic, like when I get pulled over for reckless
driving. And as for the Crack Cocaine, well, I absolutely do not
see anything wrong with that. Nor do I believe it is addictive.
I've been smoking every day for the last twelve years, and I assure
you I could quit any time, right now in fact. But I won't. I smoke
it because I like it, and that is that." |
| Micro
Vixen
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"It
was a hot and steamy night. The kind of night that makes you want
to just lie back and let that man you'd never met before but who
came up and gave you flowers lick the salty sweat from the voluptuous
curves of your pert heaving breasts. You ask him his name but
he won't tell you, and he doesn't want to know yours. You tell
him you're a virgin, and he says he's one too so it's okay. Without
another word, you both surrender to the heat of the moment." |
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