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Scandals
Shocking
testimonials ready-made for your edification!
Just because most of the scandalous acts that filter through this world of
ours are not reported in the "mainstream" media, doesn't mean
they deserve to be ignored. That's why the SATA Board has
commissioned this special page.
If you have some indecorous gossip to share,
email us at the
address at the bottom of the page.
Even if you're not a Member, feel free to write in too. And why
not include a recent photo of yourself as well (optional)?
We won't reveal your name or email address. Just tell us your story and
your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom, plain and straight). If
you don't have your own CH, simply create one. Be sure to write it down
and keep it in a locked drawer or safe, so you don't lose it!
Now, let's see what's making its way through the grapevine of
Abstinence!
| CH |
Scandal |
| Mr.
Clean
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"Thank
you, SATA, for supporting my belief in the Inner Fiend. For several
months now, I've been playing with myself a game I like to call 'Beat
the Demon.' Whenever I get one of those urges, you know, I just start
playing the 'game.' I used to play only when the 'Demon' would try
to get me to call phone sex numbers. But now I find it useful whenever
I want something I really don't need, like fast food or pay-per-view
movies. I tell myself, 'This is just an Urge, not a Need,' then I
beat that Demon! Way to go! Beat that Demon! Beat that Demon!" |
| Amyl
Beryl
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"The
growing threat of world terrorism calls our attention to an another
even more pressing matter: illegal hedgehog off-loading. This occurs
when unscrupulous people collect hedgehogs from the wild and 'off-load'
them in our larger cities near busy intersections. Sometimes the poor
helpless dears are smuggled into the Underground and left very close
to the edge of train platforms. Although hedgehog off-loading has
a long and sordid history in Britain, it wasn't until very recently
that this tragedy has been officially recognised (and criminalised)
by the government. Indeed, it wasn't all that long ago that it was
just another taboo subject, like vole-slinging and hare-plucking.
I want the world to share in my anger over this senseless evil. Let's
put an end to it once and for all!" |
| Xuxa
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"Abstinence
is a problem which can only be solved through violence. We have to
cut the head off this animal. When the men come and tell you what
must be done, then you know what to do. Sometimes, it means them too.
I know they are jealous of me, because I can see demons and control
nature and fly and stuff. I also know why whales beach themselves--Spiderman
told me. He'll tell you, too, if you just wait and listen." |
| Mdme.
Polyp
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"We've
got to do something about these retarded babies being kept in bondage
and being sold into slavery! There's a drugstore just around the corner
from where I live that engages in such a vile practice, or so I hear.
Sometimes they don't even put them to useful work! Sometimes they
preserve and can them for shipment to third and fourth world countries
where they are used as food! Disgraceful! I see on TV where those
countries have other, perfectly good babies who could be used to feed
the starving masses! Why do we keep giving handouts to these countries
who can't pull their own weight!?! Can't we abstain from it?" |
| Donald
P. Otasco
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"We
should have never offered amnesty in the first place. We have enough
foreigners in the country already. The aliens should have been sent
back to their countries. The USA will never be able to limit their
numbers unless it tightens our borders. However, just like dope, we're
probably never going to be able to stop it." |
| Your
CH |
Your
Scandal |
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DeSuNt
Get in touch anytime at
Remember that address - It could just
save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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