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Concerns
Reports
evincing concern about the dark side of human existence!
Abstinence isn't just about putting out fires and throwing wet rags on
people you catch in flagrante delicto. It's also about trumpeting
the vices of others so all will hear. We at SATA have put together
this page as a forum for you to air all your concerns. So
email us at the
address at the bottom of the page
to send us your views. Even if you're not a Member, feel free to write
in. And we'll even put up your picture if you send it
in!
We'll tell no one your name or email address. Just send us your concern and your CH (cyber-handle: mine's
X-Rom--as it so happens). If you don't have your own CH, simply make one up. Don't
forget to write it down, so it'll be there for you, in black and white,
when you need it!
Now let's go straight to the submissions!
| CH |
Concern |
| Splyffgal
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"Catholic Schools...
UGHH!! Why
must they keep telling me what to believe and not encourage me to think about and decide what I should believe?
And don't get me started on uniforms."
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| TreeHuggR
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"Now you listen to me, and you listen good. I'm sick and goddamn tired of all these SUVs clogging our highways, polluting our air, and
plowing over perfectly good family sedans, like those made by the Japs. What's wrong with you people? Wasn't the atomic bomb enough?"
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| Dadgum
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"What's up with the tip jar at the coffeeshop? Do these pimply-faced cretins deserve a tip? First of all, all they have to do is press a button while holding a styrofoam cup under the spigot--and even then they can't get it right. I ask for Columbian Supremo every time, and I
wind up with decaf! In order to get any kind of kick, have to stir in so much sugar that it turns to syrup. How else am I supposed to counteract the Zoloft? Give me a break!!" |
| Schloss
Vein
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"I
am writing on behalf of all those out there on disability, who are
forced by the Government to abstain against their will. While
I know this is good for me, it is also frustrating, as I am forced
to disobey the urgings of my body. I, for example, do not receive
enough money each month for my liquor allowance! Is there some
way we can all form a support group, or can someone at least send
me a few bucks? I got the shakes!" |
| U-Nix
Chappy
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"I
think everyone should put together a
Geek Code so we'll all know where we stand when we're communicating
with each other. It could even be a fun game: for instance, can you
tell who I really am just by my Geek Code? Try: G C S d x s
- - - : - - - a - C + + + + U S + + + + P + + + + L + + + + E + +
W + + N + + o + K - - w + + O - M V P S - - P E + + Y - P G P t +
+ + 5 + + + X + + + R + t v + + b + D I + + D + G + + e + + + h +
r - y +. Hint: I worked up this Geek Code a year ago and two really
fundamental things have changed since then..." |
| Coke
Fix
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"This
is about the Coca-Cola Company. I drink Diet Cherry Coke, and that
is all. Not water, not Ovaltine, not Lemon Pledge (like some of my
more desperate friends). And now they have taken it off the market!
What kind of a world do we live in where these companies can do whatever
they want, without consulting We, the Consumers? Don't they realize
they are risking their very reputations? I agree with ValueMeal, something
must be done before it's too late!" |
| Camel
Toe
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"I
wish that all these Social Darwinists would stop telling me that I
am evolved from monkeys. I don't know about the rest of you, but I
didn't come from no monkey! And further, isn't there someone out there
who would posit the theory that perhaps we come from plants, or something
that swims--something peaceful and gentle. Everytime I go to the zoo,
the monkeys throw their own feces at me! I don't need this kind of
negative reinforcement! It would be nice if we could all believe we
evolved from caterpillars or koala bears, and then maybe we wouldn't
be so violent and hateful towards each other." |
| Your
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save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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