| CH |
Personal
Ad |
| Clean Sweeper
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"The
next time I do that thing with the broom handle, I'd like to have
somebody watch me do it. I think that would take me to the next level
and, who knows, it might even be fun for the other person too."
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| Shonga
 |
"There
are those of us who think Warren Buffett is the sexiest man alive! And
then there are those of us who don't. But if you think you'd like to
dip into my portfolio, I'm always looking for a hot tip!" |
| Frankenrock
 |
"BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, DAMN YOU!!!" |
| CrabberClab
 |
"Is it wrong that I ate the children?" |
| Milt Spong
 |
"It's
no casual matter when you discover that your gender realignment
operation has been 110% successful. And before you ask:
no--that's a real moustache, and yes--I'm seeking a diamond lady
friend to enjoy all the days and nights of the year. I call it
24/7 Crazy Love. You'll call it Un-f***ing-believable.
Don't wait for your birthday, unwrap me now!" |
| Your New Girlfriend
 |
"Tradition
means nothing to me. It's all lies and immorality to a fully
modern woman such as me. I will not cower timidly behind a veil
and watch helplessly as my parents pick my future husband for me.
That is why I am here speaking to you now. I want to be Your New
Girlfriend, soon, I hope, to be Your New Wife. Send me your
photo, CV, and a recent bank statement, so we can then take things to
the next level." |
| Your
CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
