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Malfeasance
A
time for us all to reflect upon the wicked ways of this world!
Abstinence isn't just about not doing things to others you know you
wouldn't want done to yourself. It's also about pointing out the
wrong-doings of others whatever they may be. We at The Society have
organized this page as your first stop for accusations. So
email us at the
address at the bottom of the page
to send us your ideas. Even if you're not a Member, feel free to put the
word out about someone else's inability to do right by you. And we'll even upload your picture if you
attach it to your email!
Your name or email address will remain entirely confidential. Just send us your
accusation and your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom--and there's no two
ways about it!). If you don't possess your own CH, simply make one up. Don't
forget to write it down, for safety's sake!
Now let's get down to business!
| CH |
Incident
of Malfeasance |
| Insayne
Klown Hussy
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"Why don't you go chase that rainbow and leave me well alone? I'll be pouring gasoline on the embers in my gut to see if I can in fact breathe fire.
And when you sit eyes half
closed, post-coital from another consumer binge, I will scream past you on my fucking space-ship with combustible
gasses roaring wild and hat thrown high in the air."
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| Alhot
'N' Both'r'd
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"It
was all over the news again today! Of course, just like always,
everybody's talking about it and nobody's doing anything to stop it!
What am I talking about? You know... THE WEATHER!!!
I mean, one day it's cold, the next day it's hot, and the next thing
I know it's raining hail stones the size of golf balls and my car
looks like Manuel Noriega's face! And don't you just love how
all these so-called meteorologists just sit there and give you there
worthless opinions about the weather and not one of them is
doing anything to try and stop it!!!" |
| Nail
Puller
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"Now
I know that SATA is probably the most sober - the most serious
- organization on the planet, but some of the contributions to this
web site made by SATA members at times strike me as somewhat strange.
Take for example the member who claims that the original Star Wars
film wasn't heavily commercialized. And some of those entries in the
Personal Ads! I mean maybe, just maybe, I can deal with a bird or
a dog looking for a life partner, but a motor scooter! Who
in their right mind is going to believe that!! Now, X-Rom, I don't
want to tell you how to do your job, but really you must realize that
some of the member contributions are just jokes!" [Thank you,
Nail Puller, for bringing this matter up. I do agree with you that
some of the contributors don't appear to appreciate the truly serious
nature of our mission. And I do try to weed out the contributions
that are obviously jokes--you should see the ones that don't
get in! But when there is a shadow of a doubt in my mind about whether
or not a particular contribution is serious, I must err on the side
of caution and include it on our site. It's only fair, don't you think?] |
| Bo
Rungoo
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"I
thought I was alone in not knowing what all the keys on my keyboard
were for. But then I found out that nobody in my office knew what
the ^ key was meant to tell us. The same is true of the ~ key. I mean,
when have you ever used the ~ key? What is it for? The rest of the
keys I can deal with, even the ^ key. But the ~ key?! Is there any
way to remove it? I'd find it so much easier to cope." |
| Hand
Bag
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"I
simply can't believe you published Foxbase Alpha's disgusting suggestion
[see below] that a pornographic section be included in the SATA website!
Maybe 99.44% of the internet is pure pornography, but is SATA really
that desperate to attract members that it would debase itself in this
manner?" [Editor's Note: Hand Bag, please understand that membership
figures are very important to us at this early stage in our development
as an organization. Indeed, Foxbase Alpha's suggestions are not really
new to us. The SATA Board has on several occasions considered the
membership enhancement potential of the inclusion of an "art"
section within the site.] |
| Foxbase
Alpha
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"I
think the SATA site should have a pornography section. This will boost
membership and draw in more hits. I'd especially like pictures of
partially or fully unclothed Japanese girls with their arms and legs
tied to things. And a Pole-Dancing Gallery would go down well with
me too. It could also have animated GIFs of girls dancing in suspended
cages. There could be moaning sounds as well." |
| Stampy
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"I
really don't like it when people say to me 'Cheer up!' You know, I
might be having a perfectly acceptable day, or I might be in an okay
mood, just not overtly smiling or dancing down the street singing
and acting like the village idiot, the way some people want you to
be. It's nobody's business what kind of mood I'm in, quite frankly.
So as soon as some brain-dead, happy-faced dumbass says some shit
like that to me, I'm like 'Fuck you, pal!' and wanting to smash his
face and fling hot curry into his eyes and whatnot. I just don't need
morons telling me to 'Have a nice day' or, even worse, 'SMILE!' because
that just pisses me off and I have to kick them until they fall down
and then crack their teeth with a knotty stick. Jesus, I hate it,
and something needs to be done." |
| Z-Syke
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"I'm
petitioning the SATA site to include a more 'militant' page for it's
more 'militant' members; those of us who are afraid that the Government
(conservatives and Republicans alike) will soon take more drastic
steps to curb our behaviour if we don't do so ourselves. We need a
place to hang our opinions and fears! Respond to this post to let
the SATA board hear us!" |
| ValueMeal
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"I
believe there is a group that needs to be monitored and these are
the fast food chain, I won't name them, but you know, Big Whopper
and Mac, Etc. These chain groups make a lot of money, for somebody.
Being at least partly Socialist (my mother was a Hippie) I have decided
that this is not right and stands to be corrected. So last night I
went to a particular establishment and ordered a sandwich, but this
time, with a plan. I ate half the sandwich, then opened the
sesame seed bun, and inserted my middle finger, so that the tip showed
through, as if I had nearly bitten into it. I then trotted to the
counter, for the purpose of assault! I told the young woman behind
the register, 'M'am, there is a disgusting injustice here, and I intend
to be recompensated, in the name of All Who Deserve It!' And then
I thrust into her face the Burger With Finger. I even wiggled the
finger, just a bit, for effects. Well, that young tramp reacted by
giving me a Look, and asking, 'And do you want fries with that?' The
very idea! Well, I said, To See You In Court!!!!!!!" |
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CH |
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Incident of Malfeasance |
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