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University
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University
bulletins from across the globe!
Abstinence
is a daily part of life for most university students. That's why the SATA Board
has designed this page. We're calling on SATA Members in universities
world-wide to
email us at the
address at the bottom of the page
to share their thoughts on university life and Abstinence. Even if you're
not a Member, feel free to share with us too. And don't forget to
include a recent picture of yourself if you want to be infamous!
We won't reveal your details. Just send us your bulletin,
your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom, so you'll have to choose another
one for yourself!), and
the name of your university. If you don't have your
own CH, simply pick one. Be sure to write it down, so you'll remember
it!
But let us tarry here no longer - let's dive headfirst into the bulletin board!
| CH
(School) |
University
Bulletin |
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Crypt-Tic (USA)
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"To he whom is responsible for the 'bullfrog' noises beneath my window
at night and sometimes (you know it) at dusk: I'm warning you and this
isn't the last time--if the consequences stack thusly, so, or rather,
thus, the chips fall where they may." |
| Spack
Tool (UC-Davis)
 |
"I'd
like to announce that we'll be forming a Temporary Action Group (TAG)
to picket smoking in private homes near the UC-Davis campus. Thankfully,
we're already nearing the point where people can't smoke in public.
Now it's time to hit smokers where they live! Everyone interested
in joining the TAG should meet up outside the financial aid office,
UC-Davis at noon on September 18th (Please mark the date change in
your calendar). We'll take things from there, but be sure to bring
with you any ideas you might have about how we can be sure that we'll
be picketing the houses of smokers as opposed to non-smokers. (Non-Californians
are welcome to join the protest, but there will be an out-of-state
supplement due on receipt of paint and placards.)" |
| Phil
Boy (USA)
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"For
those of student body of Alpha who continue to misuse the dorm hallways
as a singing stage (you don't have to be told what you did), if you
don't or 'hacked to bits by someone with a baton.......'" |
| Mi
Vida Loca (Princeton)
 |
"Yes,
I am tired of all the goddamned devil worshipping that goes on in
the dormitory quad at night. Sometimes they're at it for several
hours at a time, and what with all the fires and screaming, it's tough
to get a good night's sleep! I mean, I'm trying to get
a second batchelors in Advanced Elizabethan Studies with a minor in
pre-Beowulf English Narrative. This is, I firmly believe, an
excellent combination, but how can I keep my mind on my studies when
the first thing I see every morning is a stairwell full of blood and
discarded organs? I mean, how can I impress the campus virgins
with passionate readings of 'Oh My Rood, My Throbbing Rood' when there
are practically no virgins left? No blonde ones, anyway.
This has got to stop!" |
| Darth
Evader (USA)
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"Someone
in this room (and I'm not naming names,) with expected announcement
'try or try again' need concern themselfs with the following facts:
walking the gorilla within, or rather, down the corridor; its
smelling nasty as you were, last week, warned!" |
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Remember that address - It could just
save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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