| CH |
Personal
Ad |
| Spalding
 |
"Tireless
fancy male bird, light smoker (down to 5 packs a day), who enjoys
cinema, theatre, the arts, and tediously repetitious conversations
on my yacht anchored off Corfu, seeks excessively colourful and lively
fancy female bird for nights out on the tiles... and maybe something
more ;-)" |
| Goof
Rocket
 |
"Scientist,
Alchymist, Genius, seeking like-minded buxom Laboratory Assistant,
female, under age 25, appearance not important, for typing and light
filing, switch-throwing, and varous late-night ceremonies. If you
can't apply in person, please include photo with email/cv." |
| All
My Lovin'
 |
"Brick
by brick, I'm building the foundations of our love. I've got two tickets
to paradise in my pocket, baby, so what are you waiting for? Dreams
are forever, let's do it together!" |
| The Tweedles
 |
"Seeking
'chocolate' lover with long tongue to lick us clean. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? I
mean, because if you think there is then you NEED NOT APPLY!!!
C'mon 'chocolate' lover, we know you're out there..."
|
| Andrex
 |
"Affluent
Wall Street investment banker, killed in a gang-related drive-by shooting
in 1992, but still looking for that special Lady who holds the key
that will unlock my Swiss bank account of Love! Will you be the one
to 'settle my affairs'?" |
| Frito-Lay
 |
"Looking
for the slender, supple gentleman from the Bootle area who stole my
'microphone stand'. You know who you are, I think, and you know what
I'm talking about. Would love to discuss it with you over crumpets
and the hot liquid of your choice." |
| DikDik
Dada
 |
"I
don't know why you people want to criticize me so. I was just doing
my job. Hey, I don't come to where you work and knock the Twinkies
out of your hand while you're trying to fill the snack machines, do
I? So give me a break!" |
| Zhink
Dixie
 |
"Where's
that girl? Short? The one with the guy? Zippity dee-she's the one
for me! Answer this ad, please! I'll be stocking the cereal aisle
when you're ready." |
| Spider
Man
 |
"My
name is Spider Man. I am a super hero. I want to write
to penpals living here in Canada or around the world. Write
to me so I can write you back." |
| Marie
 |
"Let
them eat cake!" |
| Your
CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
