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Kaboom! Will
the world go out in a bang or a whimper?
We at SATA believe it's definitely going to involve a bang of cosmic
proportions! And, given that there's next-to-no time left, we
are advising everyone (Members and non-Members alike) to get their
thoughts on this important issue to us as soon as possible.
If
you have something you need to share, email us before it's too late at
the address at the bottom of this page.
Even if you're not a Member, please do write in too--and quickly. And don't
hesitate to send in your picture while you're at it (optional)--it may be
your last chance to get your picture up on the web!
We
won't reveal your name or email address. Just rush your ideas and your
CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom--so hurry and choose one of your own).
Now,
let's see how it might all end!
| CH |
Kaboom! |
| Fritter
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"I
really need to know what SCHWA means. I know it has something to do
with little alien heads, and that scares me, but I think it also
corresponds with the DJ on the lite rock station who I swear sometimes
is talking just to me. It's in the way that he reads those little
statistics from 'USA Today' and in the way he pronounces the words
'furlong' and 'lung disease foundation' that make me believe he has a
message that only I can understand. Sometimes it gives me a warm
feeling, like I belong, but other times it creeps me out or even makes
me unconditionally angry." |
| ORCL
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"I
have an all-seeing eye. I am the hoodoo witch you and your
family fear. For more keys to my web-den and all the secrets
that wait for you there, I will take a small gratuity.
Amen!
The world will end, but in a manner I specify. I will consider
total gratuities when consulting upon this critical matter.
See me for the keys and about how you make your donation."
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| The
Real ET
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"People
of Earth, I am a member of an advanced alien race, a cannibal race
well versed in the culinary arts.
I
bring you a message from far beyond your galaxy and time,
a message of warning of the doom that you must avoid at all costs."
[Editor's Note: the second half of this contribution will be
published here as soon as it arrives.]
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| Janet
Caligari
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"I
am a collector of rare butterflies and insects and spiders. The glass
exhibition cases and specimen boards which clutter my home chronicle
my travels around the globe in search of the wonders of the Insect
World. My collection even includes some frogs, snails, and reptiles
(my Brazilian tree-frog palette is especially prized as they are so
very rare). I just adore the tiniest of God's little creatures. The
clockwork motions of the butterfly wings, as they tick back and forth--sometimes
even for hours after I pin them to the Styrofoam!--this is true beauty,
and I believe a clue into the machinations of the Universe-at-large.
For this reason, I have begun to feel a little guilty about my collection,
which I have been accruing since childhood. It isn't fair for me to
keep all this beauty to myself, especially when some of my finds are
no longer available in the World. Therefore, before the End comes,
I plan to set free all my specimens, each and every one! I shall open
every case and jar, and pull every pin (there must be thousands!)
from every display board, so that these glorious creatures may return
to their habitats, be fruitful, and multiply. Awake and be free!" |
| Mr.
Greene
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"You
know what I think? I think these are the End Times, just like all
those Bible Nuts say. Only what will happen is this—the Great Chocolate
God of Moola-Moola will descend from the Milky Way. And he will divide
all his subjects into those who eat real Cocoa-based Chocolate and
those who prefer the false 'white chocolate' which we all know is
really just chicken fat and donkey phlegm and high fructose corn syrup
(not even real sugar!) and then all the rest of us (the Faithful)
will be ascended into Heaven by Moola-Moola and all the others will
be condemned to a fiery death for their stupid selves and then they'll
be sorry." |
| Robbie
Davis
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"Hey.
My name is Robbie Davis, and I don't believe in death! What kind of
a chatroom is this? What do ya'll like to talk about?" |
| Your
CH |
Your
Kaboom! |
CeTeRa
DeSuNt
Get in touch anytime at
Remember that address - It could just
save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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