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Playne Huggable
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| Professor
Cy Borg
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| ziad
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| Madeline
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| Shave the Fur!
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"I'll
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| Gbmetalproducts
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| Mr.
Greenburg
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"Mother always told me my face was going to
freeze like this, and sure enough, it did."
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| Agnatha
Atlantis
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"Abstinence
for the members of my secret sect is a living, working
reality. This means that, in order for our group to thrive
over time, we need to continuously replenish our membership base
with new recruits willing to dedicate themselves to absolute
abstinence.
If you are
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Atlantis, to practice purest temperance in all areas of your
worldly existence, then contact me, Agnatha Atlantis, and I'll send
you an information kit along with a free sew-on patch and bumper
sticker."
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| stephen047
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"i am a man who thinks of sex (dirty sex) with females all of the time,tell me all the sexy things you like to get up to and i will tell you mine,get back soon then we can have cyber sex and make each other hot hot hot!!!"
[Editor's Note: From the attached picture, most of which was not
included here for reasons of censorship, it appears that this
"man" has completed the final stages of "his"
sex-identity readjustment. Proceed with caution.]
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