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Personal
Ads: Matchmaker
The
world is full of people who want to share Abstinence with each other!
Even though the world is positively brimming with those who value abstinence
the way you do, sometimes it's hard for abstainers to meet--much less
enter into successful courtship. That's where the SATA Personal Ads step
in.
If you are seeking the perfect partner with whom to make the most of
abstinence,
email us at
the address at the bottom of the page.
Even if you're not a member, please send in your personal ad anyway! You
can even send in your picture (optional)!
We won't reveal your name or email address--and we'll forward all the
responses directly to you. Just send in your details and what you're after
and tell us your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom--but it was different
in my past lives!). If you don't have your own CH, make up one today!
Remember to write it down and keep it in a special place, so you'll avoid
forgetting it!
And of course responding to any of the personal ads on
these pages is just as easy--simply
email us at
the address at the bottom of the page.
Now, let's see what's up down below today!
| CH |
Personal
Ad |
| Prudencia
N-Twyne
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"I've
been into abstinence for years now but I think it's time to settle
down and start a proper family. Me: lonely, conservative,
intelligent, attractive in an Eleanor Roosevelt sort of way, mid-20s,
never been married (a 'shrinking violet' according to my friends),
NS, GSOH, GBH. You: Woody Allen type without the hang-ups
or SOH, tall, dominant, well-heeled Evangelical Christian, NS. Object:
matrimony!" |
| Valeria
 |
"Exceedingly
lovely Sorbonne-educated French model, speaking five languages, owning
substantial properties in Paris, London, New York, and Milan, and
possessing an unbelievably large bank balance, seeks poor, ignorant,
overweight man (looks and age entirely unimportant) for exclusively
sexual relationship." |
| Laughing
Boy
 |
"Ho
ho ho ho ho!! They keep telling me to WIPE THAT SILLY
GRIN OFF MY FACE, but I'm just too dog-gone happy to pay them any
attention! Pick me today and you'll be smiling too!!" |
| Jarl
Kool-Ade
 |
"PCP-addicted
Viking marauder, 35, possibly married several times with possibly
more children than I know of, seeks additional wife in Denmark or
Iceland for occasional good times and naughty fun. You must speak
English or Norse as my last overdose killed off my ability to learn
any new languages. Do you look like Brünnhilde? Get in touch!" |
| Seed
Monster
 |
"If
the issue of size is no matter to ye, then I'll happily show just
how big I can be!" |
| Pip
Pip Pip BANG!
 |
"Beautifully
maintained female Lambretta Li150 Special tired of 'drive-by' relationships
and in serious need of a gear change. Honk like you mean it and pull
in over here next to me if you're ready for real commitment!" |
| Jacko
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"Lonely
female--biped, bigboned with hairy body, shy but can be provoked to
violence in extreme circumstances--seeks mate in the Washington State
area. Must be strong but peaceful, non-smoker. Please, no game-players,
hoaxers, or hunters." |
| Prairie
 |
"Deeply
contemplative California girl seeks likewise-spiritualized male for
rendezvous on the astral plane. Must be into granola, aromatherapy,
past-life regression, and Grand Prix Auto Racing. Hurry! I'm waiting!" |
| A
Pile of Cocaine
 |
"I
am a pile of cocaine. Some people use me; others abuse me.
That's the story of my life. Tell me the story of yours." |
| Don
K. Punch
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"Now
this baby here just turned over 45,000 miles! I gotta power steering,
AC, full-size spare and a moonroof to boot! Come on down and we'll
back the truck up for you! We'll see you this weekend!" |
| Your
CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
CeTeRa
DeSuNt
Get in touch anytime at
Remember that address - It could just
save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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