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Personal
Ad |
| Tunguska
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"Every
night at 6:36pm EST I am capable of channeling the spirit of Elvis.
Seeking woman who can channel the spirit of Patsy Cline at
approximately the same time, for duet."
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| Dr.
L. B. Shippie
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"People
often come to me for advice on living and loving. Are you an
attractive young woman* in need of some help in sorting out your
love life? If so, I'm here for you now, just waiting to be of
service."
* Racial or
ethnic background unimportant; must be between 5'6" and
5'8", no more than 120 pounds and no older than 25; must also wear at least a 34C
cup and your hips, like your education, must be well-rounded.
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| Luv
Whispa
 |
"I
may be a true blue computa geek grrrl, but that doesn't mean I have
no interest in hot passionate luv. If you're ready for some
mega-hot cybersex, then whispa me an email containing all your dirty
little secret desires and hold on to your mouse, baby!"
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| Bone
Chomper
 |
"Razor-toothed
bald man with unusual dietary requirements seeks big-boned lady love
to enter my charnel-house of desire."
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| D.
Lawnmaster
 |
"I have for sale
many books on Our Lord Jesus Christ. The prices I have on them are just a starting
place. We may be able to negoitate. Also I am a minister of the Lord, and currently
looking for collections of pastor's librarys that they may have brought in, or more
than likely they passed on and one of their relatives brought them in. If you have
run on to a sitution like this let me have a first chance at purchasing
them, please."
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| The
iWant.com Poster Girl
 |
"Come
a little closer. I want to *bite* you...."
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| Walter
D.
 |
"Someone let me out of this tomb! I'm freezing in here, and the theme
from 'It's a Small World' is driving me batty!!
AArrRrggGghghhHHeheeHeehee!!!"
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| Slick
Monkey Tyme
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"Ever
wanted to bed a mime? Well, now's your
chance! I'm tall and thin and smell like funk. I wear lots of white
greasepaint (even when off-duty). You're a very heavily-set
bottle-blonde alcoholic vegan who loves shakin' 'em to The Prodigy and
old Kylie tracks."
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| Stacy
Gilliam
 |
"Hello. BET.com is working on a special project called simply, SEX. I'm looking for
an African American, preferably, young male virgin, who wouldn't mind
writing a short essay about what it's like to abstain from sex in today's
culture.
Please contact me if you can suggest someone. I can offer more details at
that time. Thank you."
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| Goat
Haw
 |
"TEMPLAR
FOOTBALL RULES!!!!"
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| Your
CH |
Your
Personal Ad |
