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College
Bulletin Board
College
bulletins from across the world!
 Abstinence
means a lot to most college students. That's the reason why the SATA Board
has designed this special section. We're calling on SATA Members in
colleges world-wide to email us at the address at the bottom of the page
to share their thoughts on college life and Abstinence. Even if you're
not a Member, feel free to share with us too. And don't forget to
include a recent picture of yourself if you want to be famous!
We won't reveal your name or email address. Just send us your bulletin,
your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom, as if you didn't know by now!), and
the name of your institution of higher learning. If you don't have your
own CH, simply pick one. Be sure to write it down, so you'll remember
it!
But let's not spend a moment more on these formalities - let's get straight
to the bulletin board!
| CH
(School) |
College
Bulletin |
Gorp
Meister
(UC-
Santa Cruz)
 |
"I
am so mood-positive that I do not attend USA. I go to a really
good school where they teach you how to write properly modified dominant-society
English if you do not already know how to. Judging from the
sense-challenged grammar in the contributions of SATA members from
USA, I have not a few doubts about the quality of indoctrination at
that university. Of course, I am only speaking for myself here,
and I am probably unright in more general terms given my exploiter-class
background. But I really hope that people like Lower Byrd, Kat
Froyd, Phil Saunders, Phil Boy and Darth Evader are getting the help
they deserve to learn how to use our language mainstreamly (with,
of course, the necessary emendations and qualifications). Probably
they are from a very economically deprived background and are on some
kind of athletic scholarship at USA. I am sure there are people
at USA who can help them with their English, and I hope that they
take advantage of any special tutoring services that may be available.
I certainly hope they do not graduate without first at least
learning how to write a simple sentence in peecee English!" |
| Lower
Byrd (USA)
 |
"To
all lunatics involved in the creation and/or presentation of rude
or crude sound & noises during, or rather, through, the halls
(I can hear you when you don't know I'm listening), you better or
else 'that's not just "Whistling Dixie".'" |
| Darth
Evader (USA)
 |
"Allow
me to caution the student and faculty member who keep neglecting away
to toilet bowel (I know who I'm talking about), it's in your best
interest or 'where angles fear to tread!'" |
| Phil
Saunders (USA)
 |
"Let
this be a warning to the person or person who constantly places rotting
food trash in the bathrooms (you know where you are), you better or
'It will come home to roost'." |
| Phil
Boy (USA)
 |
"To
the reader who keeps filling the drier with over-wet clothes and pants
(you know how it is), or I'll Sink like a canary!" |
| Darth
Evader (USA)
|
"Attention!
if the man or women taking part in the exiting or/and entering of
North parking lots (in your cars or their pick-ups) with, or should
I say 'via?, the wrong weigh, read my lips: 'Jejunus raro stomachus
vulgaria temnit.'" |
| Kat
Froyd (USA)
 |
"Address
Unknown: the Mongrel who, upon smashing all this glass with his fist,
thereby unto the sidewalk, look out or else 'Time To Play!'" |
| Phil
Boy (USA)
|
"To
whit, concerns: that the person and/and person, 'over my
dead body', the continuation of such acts (known and unknown but regarding
the truncation spells TROUBLE at will) shall hereby continue--that
is to say, rubbing it all over, or to be the eye of the needle that
breaks the camel's back!" |
Students at UT-Austin strip for Abstinence.
| Lower
Byrd (USA)
|
"I’d
like to announce that the person who keeps throwing paper airplanes
and garbage into my window at night (you know who you are) or else
'pay the piper!'" |
| Darth
Evader (USA)
|
"Here
ye! Here ye! I've had enough of the group of madmen and madwomen which
have the pugnacity of persist on the practice of blowing or otherwise
causing to be blown smoke into the air conditioning vents (they know
I can smell it on your breath), head this warning or 'to cross the
Irish Ferry'!!" |
| Your
CH (School) |
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DeSuNt
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Remember that address - It could just
save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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