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Fraternity
Bulletin Board
Fraternity
news direct from the ether!
Life in a fraternity is thoroughly permeated with thoughts of Abstinence.
That's the infallible logic behind this special section. We're calling
on SATA Members in fraternities (and sororities) world-wide to
email us at
the address at the bottom of the page
to share their thoughts on fraternity life and Abstinence. Even if you're
not a Member, feel free to pass on your words of wisdom in our forum. And don't forget to
include a recent picture of yourself so others will know what you look
like!
We won't tell anyone your name or email address. Just send us your bulletin,
your CH (cyber-handle: mine's X-Rom, as if you didn't know by now!), and
the name of your fraternity (or sorority). If you don't yet have your
own CH, simply choose one. Be sure to write it down, so you'll know it
even after you've forgotten it!
But let's not waste any more time with introductions - let's find out
what people like you have been telling us!
| CH
(Fraternity or Sorority) |
Fraternity
Bulletin |
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3vyl Prycke (KKK)
 |
"To whom may read this,
It's only fair to me that I tell you how much annoyance those smells
concern. You know the ones: hamburger in the middle of the night. It
wafts under the door like a rat on patrol. This will cease and
desist before 'the chickens are counted.'
Signed by,
X" |
| Kat
Froyd (ΧΡΠ)
 |
"I
must allow you to note before it's too late that the persons
or people duly responsible for leaving it in the stairwell
(it was all over and smelling nasty), they better clean and/or
mop it up" |
| Crust
4 Mashun (ΔΔΔ)
 |
"What
is it with the food here? I mean, like, the other day I saw
ten boxes of frozen hot dogs in the service entrance to the cafeteria
and each box was labeled 'Grade D' and said something cryptic about
it being 'unfit for human consumption'. 'Grade D'...
I mean, like, how many of you have ever bought any meat from
the grocery store that was anything less than 'Grade A'!!!
And of course later that same day we had hot dogs served to us in
the cafeteria! They tasted okay but had so much of that red
dye in them that I ended up feeling sick for several hours.
Are we being experimented on here? You know, like rabbits having
make up sprayed into their eyes? Should I join PETA... for
my own protection?!" |
| Bozeman
(ΑΒΕ)
 |
"Maybe
this won't sit well with the Board, but, presenting myself as an emissary
of SATA, I traveled to Hamburg (Arkansas, not Germany) earlier this
month to spread the word of our Good Society. Yes, that's me on the
right [see below], though to obscure my appearance I did partially
shave my head, as well as a great deal of my body! Yes, X-Rom, I have
my own personal agenda, but Abstinence is Abstinence, I say, and there
is no better place to start than with spiritual belief!"
Graduate students at UMich protest in favor of
Abstinence.
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save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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