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AISLE 1: T-SHIRTS, JERSEYS, CAMISOLES, SWEATSHIRTS, TANKS, BABY DOLLS,
and MORE!
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Shirts are definitely a fact of life. Society demands that we
"keep our shirt on" almost all of the
time, and many places won't even let us in without a shirt.
How often have you found yourself turned away from a quality restaurant by
an unfriendly "no shoes, no shirt,
no service" sign? If you're anything like me, the answer
is all too often!
And that's why now I buy all my shirts
here, at the Official SATA Gift Shop. I don't just buy
them for myself... I also pick them up for family members, friends,
co-workers, fraternity brothers... the list goes on and on!
With such a wide range of tees and sweats only available here, and through
the style miracle of layering, I can clothe myself adequately all the year
around... and you can too!
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Design #1: Applies to the following shirt-types in the shop: "White
T-Shirt", "Ash Grey T-Shirt", "Long Sleeve T-Shirt", "Women's T-Shirt",
"Baseball Jersey", "Sweatshirt", and "Hooded Sweatshirt".
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Front
(Design Size: 8" x 10")
"Clear, clean lines. Expert typography. Van Crake's stunning
vision of 'The Fiend'. It's all I could ask for, and more!" --Snapwix,
Art Critic and Founding Member |
Back
(Design Size: 8" x 10")
"I really like this so-called 'mirror'
illusion. When I'm wearing my shirt, it's like people behind me are
looking right through me... you know, like looking out through the window
in a washeteria and seeing all the letters backwards." --Memphis Maggie,
Housewife and Lifetime Member |
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Design #2: Applies to the following shirt-types in the shop:
"Camisole" and "Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt".
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Front
(Design Size: 6" x 6" for "Camisole"; 8" x 10"
for "Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt")
"A truly post-Feminist reclamation of the bosom!" --Gem
Ma, World Famous Psychic and Activist |
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Design #3: Applies to the following shirt-types in the shop: "Men's
Tank Top" and "Jr. Spaghetti Tank".
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Front
(Design Size: 8" x 10" for "Men's Tank Top";
6" x 6" for "Jr. Spaghetti Tank")
"Who says
drug-addicts should have all the fun?!" --Chikkon
Pax, Former U.S. Senator |
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Design #4: Applies to the following shirt-type in the shop: "Women's
Tank Top".
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Front
(Design Size: 8" x 10")
"'Lead by example', I always say! When I'm out and
about sporting this hot little number, you can bet people ask me about it.
They see me, and they want to be like me. I tell them, 'The
shirt's the secret--all you have to do is buy the shirt!'"
--Veronica, Brazilian Supermodel |
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Design #5: Applies to the following shirt-type in the shop: "Golf
Shirt".
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Pocket
(Design Size:
4" x 5")
"For
an eight-day-a-week golfer like me, these
are easily the most useful shirts
here. In fact, I have nine
of these babies. One for each of my
golfing days, and one I keep tucked away in my golf cart for emergencies."
--Hob Bope,
Avid Golfer |
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save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!
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