AISLE 2:
BASEBALL CAPS and VISORS!
 


Hats
are definitely a fact of life.
 The Poet reminds us that, when all the rest of our clothes have mysteriously left our bodies, we can "leave our hat on".  And thank goodness for that, what with the growing incidence of skin cancer in our society.

And how often has a bad hair day left you hiding your head with a newspaper or paper bag as you make your way to and from work?  If you're anything like me, the answer is all too often!

That's why now I buy all my hats here, at the Official SATA Gift Shop.
  I don't just buy them for myself... I also pick them up for family members, friends, co-workers, fraternity brothers... the list goes on and on!

With such a wide range of trend-setting headgear only available here, I can find the right cap or visor--whatever the occasion... and you can too!
 


Design #1:
Applies to the following hat-type in the shop: "Baseball Cap".
 

Aisle 2: Design 1: Front


Front
(Design Size: 5" x 2")

"It's about time SATA's spiritual ties to the Greek-letter societies were acknowledged on the brow of a baseball cap!" --Kat Froyd,
ΧΡΠ


Go straight to the shop!
 


Design #2:
Applies to the following hat-type in the shop: "Black Cap".
 

Aisle 2: Design 2: Front


Front
(Design Size: 3.625" x 1.75")
"When people ask me about the Fiend, I just say 'Hey! This little guy keeps us all in line!  Let him do his job!'" --Rev. Eugene "Herodotus" Hartley, Southern Freedom Baptist Church


Go straight to the shop!
 


Design #3:
Applies to the following hat-type in the shop: "Visor".
 

Aisle 2: Design 3: Front


Front
(Design Size: 4" x 1.5")

"Short and simple.  A pointer in the right direction!" --
Jellie Doe Nut, Urban Legend


Go straight to the shop!
 


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