AISLE 5:
FRISBEES, BUMPER STICKERS, and MOUSEPADS!
 


Miscellaneous Objects
are definitely a fact of life.
 Society tells us that "everything has its place".  And we all know where each of the really cool things in this aisle goes.

But how often have you found yourself having a place for something in your life--and that thing just isn't there?  If you're anything like me, the answer is all too often!

That's why I
now buy all my miscellanea here, at the Official SATA Gift Shop.  I don't just buy them for myself... I also pick them up for family members, friends, co-workers, fraternity brothers... the list goes on and on!

With such a fashionable range of really neat objets d'art only available here, I can find the right things to fill those empty spaces... and you can too!
 


Design #1:
Applies to the following miscellaneous-object-type in the shop: "Flying Disc" (known to 99.44% of the population as a "Frisbee").
 

Aisle 5: Design 1


Front
(Design Size: 5.5" x 5.5")

"Van Crake's moving representation of The Fiend... and nothing else.  Absolute perfection artistically rendered upon a plastic spinning disc!" --Snapwix, Art Critic and Founding Member


Go straight to the shop!
 


Design #2:
Applies to the following miscellaneous-object-type in the shop: "Bumper Sticker".
 

Aisle 5: Design 2: Front


Front
(Design Size: 10" x 3")
"My only complaint is that this bumper sticker's not entirely correct: if truth be told, Abstinence means at least 110%, or maybe even 125% more!" --Lo Trump, World Famous Junior Psychic and Environmentalist


Go straight to the shop!
 


Design #3:
Applies to the following miscellaneous-object-types in the shop: "Mousepad".
 

Aisle 5: Design 3: Front


Front
(Design Size: 9.5" x 8")

"Let's face it.  We all visit porn sites.  That's what the internet was designed for, after all!  But this mousepad makes me think twice about about clicking that porn link.  I may still click it, but at least I think twice about it... and you will too!" --Krakt Korteks, Journalist


Go straight to the shop!
 


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