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AISLE 6: BIBS, INFANT CREEPERS, TODDLER TEES, LUNCHBOXES, and TEDDIES!
Children are definitely a fact of life. Society mandates that they be "seen and not heard". But that's hardly fair, especially when the message is Abstinence! How often have you found your child frustrated by an inability to communicate about one of the most important issues of our time... or any time? If your children are anything like mine, the answer is all too often! That's why now I buy all my kiddie presents here, at the Official SATA Gift Shop. I don't just buy them for my own children; I also pick them up for the children of family members, friends, co-workers, fraternity brothers... the list never ends! With such a wide range of kiddie stuff only available here, I can keep 'em happy every minute of every day... and you can too!
Design #1: Applies to the following kiddie-object-type in the shop: "Bib".

Front (Design Size: 7" x 5") "As a mother, I find these SATA Bibs invaluable. I 'bulk-bought' fifteen of them to keep my quints well clothed for each meal of the day. And let me tell you. These bibs don't just look good (isn't that Fiend cartoon character cute?!), they really work! My advice to any mother: snap them up before they're gone!" --Moy Malloy, Young Mother of Five

Design #2: Applies to the following kiddie-object-type in the shop: "Infant Creeper".

Front (Design Size: 7" x 7") "If we would just shut up and listen to the wisdom of children, we would never need to suffer through another bout of plastic surgery, cosmetic dentistry, or aerobics!" --Dr. "L", Pediatrician and Concerned Citizen

Design #3: Applies to the following kiddie-object-types in the shop: "Infant/Toddler T-Shirt".

Front (Design Size: 7" x 7") "'And a little child shall lead them'... or so they say. How many times have you heard your little one utter that immortal word 'nope!'? Have you had the courage to take this sound advice?" --Malinda Malinda, Former Smoker

Design #4: Applies to the following kiddie-object-type in the shop: "Lunchbox".

Front (Design Size: 6" x 5") "Nothing says 'real class' like a lunchbox from SATA." --Vegas Andy, Emcee, Atlantic City	Back (Design Size: 6" x 5") "My son thought I bought it for him, but hey! This one's mine! Get your own!" --Milt Spong, Used Car Salesman

Design #5: Applies to the following kiddie-object-type in the shop: "Military Bear".

Front (Design Size: 3" x 2.5") "With the military becoming more and more important every day, this is a bear whose time has come. Whatever your religion, this is one gift that'll go down well on Christmas morning... guaranteed!!" --Acer rubrum, Common North American Tree Species

Design #6: Applies to the following kiddie-object-type in the shop: "Teddy Bear".

Front (Design Size: 3" x 3") "HUGGABLE! That's the word for it! Just plain HUGGABLE!!" --Miss Yummy, Candy Maker

`CeTeRa DeSuNt` Get in touch anytime at Remember that address - It could just save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!

CeTeRa DeSuNt

Get in touch anytime atRemember that address - It could just save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!

`CeTeRa DeSuNt`

Get in touch anytime at

Remember that address - It could just save you from the Fiend - he hates abstinence!