AISLE 7: BBQ APRONS!
 

Barbeques are definitely a fact of life. They bring us together in harmony, friendship, and Abstinence. Anyone who's ever done one can testify that they can be pretty messy affairs, but then so can cooking in a proper kitchen.

And how often have you found yourself sprawled out mid-meal in your barcalounger only to find that you've dropped your napkin on the floor and can't reach it without getting up?  If you're anything like me, the answer is all too often!  And if you're anything like me, you've learned by now that a good BBQ Apron, properly worn, can do the job of a hundred napkins!

That's why I buy all my BBQ Aprons here, at the Official SATA Gift Shop.  I don't just buy them for myself... I also pick them up for family members, friends, co-workers, fraternity brothers... the list never ends!

Wearing these quality SATA BBQ Aprons when preparing meals--and when eating them--, I can keep that food where it belongs... and you can too!
 


Design #1: Applies to the following BBQ-Apron-type in the shop: "BBQ Apron".
 

Aisle 7: Design 1: Front


Front
(Design Size: 8" x 10")
"When I was a woman, I'd have called this an 'Apron'.  Now that I'm a man again, I feel better calling it a 'Barbeque Apron', as SATA does here.  In any case, I'm definitely ordering two!" --Tiresias, Blind Theban Seer


Go straight to the shop!
 

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