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SATA is NOT a cult!

Never has been, never will!

Rumors have been spreading across the web that SATA is a cult organization that brainwashes its Members and leaves them entirely at the mercy of the will of the SATA Board.  These rumors are not true!

No no no no NO!!These rumors were started by a (now former) Member of SATA and spread to various pro- and anti-cult groups on the internet.  Many of these groups have since been sending us questioning (and at times harassing and offensive) emails.

If you are a member of one of these pro- or anti-cult groups visiting the SATA site on the recommendation of that former SATA Member (who shall remain anonymous), then please realize that he was acting solely out of the malice he obviously feels toward SATA.

SATA never has been a cult--and it never will be!  We have no idea what led to that former Member's feelings of alienation.  We are simply here to help people (Members and non-Members alike) develop a personal relationship with Abstinence, however they define that term.

'Together we can bring America and the world back to Abstinence!'

So instead of attacking us, or finding fault with this or that particular aspect of our mission, why don't you visit our Membership Page and join us today?


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